How exactly do things get smuggled into prison? Does the sender hide it inside something else very well? Does someone put it in their butt? Do the prisoners make deals with the officers?

‘’Dropped’’ into the prison - by drones, by a bag-full of (whatever) thrown over the fence from the outside, ultra-light aircraft flying over and dropping item(s).

If you have never smuggled into a prison, then everything you’ve ever heard about methods used - yes, those have been used - and they have been found out at times. (Perhaps not every time - but we only have to catch you -once-.) Pretty much any method you believe you have ‘’invented’’ - has been done before. The REALLY clever methods - those are much rarer - and you don’t hear about them, usually.

Hidden on the body. We have found various contraband (drugs, money, phones, porn, etc) in:

When British people write X after everything, are they being serious or trying not to be awkward?

(Just a brief list) - Rectal, vaginal, oral (butt, cxxt, mouth)), inside folds of fat (the ‘’Homer Simpson’’ method), under the breasts (‘’granny-boobs’’), swallowed (to be regurgitated later), hidden in the hair, under arm-pits, held between toes, under bandages, even inside tubes or packages that are hypodermic (**under the skin**)

Somewhat hidden - in fake casts, in crutches and canes, in wheelchairs and walkers. In baby strollers and baby diapers. Inside sandwiches being brought in, inside fake cans of soda, inside books, magazines, letters, Inside flashlights. Hidden in shoes.

Hidden in supplies sent into the prison - food, commissary, repair materials, education materials, trash/sewage system.

Can you fly an American flag in the UK in your own private property there? What is the UK’s government stance on that? And if yes, do you also have to fly the UK flag or the American flag can fly solo?